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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by HelloNewman View Post

    Jacey also plays 2B and I think he plays 3B to boot. Albeit like Toonces the Driving Cat, he can do it, just not very well.
    It's absurd to sign that guy to a one year major league contract.

    This is revolting.
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    After Lucy kicked Ricky out, the Mertz' also broke up. Fred changed his name to a famous NYYFansdotcom Administrator and moved in with the Douglass family to help raise those three motherless boys.
    Fred Mertz is Bub? Who would have thunk it?
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Pavano'ing

    This is awesome. I think I love Ellsbury now.
    Calmer than you are

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmer's Helmet View Post
    Fred Mertz is Bub? Who would have thunk it?
    ...and you thought Bub was Rodney Dangerfield. Ha.
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPickle View Post
    Pavano'ing

    This is awesome. I think I love Ellsbury now.
    Next up, severe eyelash in the eye syndrome.
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JDPNYY View Post
    Next up, severe eyelash in the eye syndrome.
    I can see that, 10 day DL due to scratched cornea

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    The plantar. Thats nothing to mess with. A few weeks of physical therapy and he’ll be ready for surgury.
    If they ask who was our star, give them 25 names, and if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloNewman View Post
    Jacey also plays 2B and I think he plays 3B to boot. Albeit like Toonces the Driving Cat, he can do it, just not very well.
    I dated a girl from Southington many years ago and we drive past Tunxis Community College. I’d never heard of it before so I said, spontaneously, “Is that where cats learn to drive?” She gave me the biggest look of disgust......kind of an indicator of things to come.

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JDPNYY View Post
    Next up, severe eyelash in the eye syndrome.
    Followed by a sprained eyebrow...
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmer's Helmet View Post
    Followed by a sprained eyebrow...
    Too bad he only has one.
    If they ask who was our star, give them 25 names, and if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmer's Helmet View Post
    Followed by a sprained eyebrow...
    Followed by a paper cut from all the cash he's owed

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPickle View Post
    Pavano'ing

    This is awesome. I think I love Ellsbury now.
    Nope, no Pavano points until he drives a Porsche into a Chevy S-10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloNewman View Post
    Nope, no Pavano points until he drives a Porsche into a Chevy S-10.
    Ellsbury would end up with a strained prefrontal cortex (60-day DL) just thinking about driving a Porsche into a Chevy S-10.
    "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Reminder to the rest of baseball: Ellsbury still available!

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmer's Helmet View Post
    Fred Mertz is Bub? Who would have thunk it?
    That's UNCLE Bub.
    Let the kids play.

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    The Ellsbury dough boy.

    He makes a lot of dough doing absolutely nothing, and he's real soft.
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    The Fasciitis can take weeks or even months to go away depending upon the severity. Even a mild case and he's out another month at least.
    Let the kids play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Man_With_No_Plan View Post
    Reminder to the rest of baseball: Ellsbury still available!
    We’re sorry. We are experiencing longer than normal wait times due to the high level of calls
    (For Elbury’s services).

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by CalYankeeFan View Post
    The plantar. Thats nothing to mess with. A few weeks of physical therapy and he’ll be ready for surgury.
    This is in the upper echelon of funny posts I've seen on this site. Timing, delivery, succinctness...perfect.
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Bub View Post
    The Fasciitis can take weeks or even months to go away depending upon the severity. Even a mild case and he's out another month at least.
    My wife dealt with it for over a year before finally opting for surgery. Then it was a 6 to 8-week recovery with physical therapy after that. Hope Frazier can come back soon.
    If they ask who was our star, give them 25 names, and if you forget our names, just tell them we were Yankees.

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Bub View Post
    The Fasciitis can take weeks or even months to go away depending upon the severity.
    As opposed to Ellsbury himself, who won't go away until after the 2020 season.

    "But what people tend to forget...is that being a Yankee is as much about character as it is about performance; as much about who you are as what you do."
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

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    ...and you thought Bub was Rodney Dangerfield. Ha.
    Obviously he never watched My Three Sons.

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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

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    Obviously he never watched My Three Sons.
    When my third son was born, the delivering Doctor started humming that theme song.
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    Re: 2018 Regular Season Thread

    Plantar fasciitis sucks! I've had it on both my feet at two different times. I wear custom orthotics now. The recovery took 6 months but I never considered surgery nor was it offered to me. Ells will probably get a cortisone shot and some rest and PT. I recall Prince Fielder suffering through it.
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