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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by bonniesnyder View Post
    What is the name of Best Vacuum Cleaner?
    Sarah
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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by fredgmuggs View Post
    Sarah
    Not only Best Vacuum Cleaner, but - for you - a helluva bump.
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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JL25and3 View Post
    Not only Best Vacuum Cleaner, but - for you - a helluva bump.
    Don't blame me, I didn't bump this thread.
    Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. ~ Dale Carnegie

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by fredgmuggs View Post
    Sarah
    Ha. And if that's your wife, hahahahaha and a kick in the nuts.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    The joke doesn't really work with vacuum cleaner. Dishwasher works because the person washes dishes. A person doesn't clean vacuums.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Coffee View Post
    The joke doesn't really work with vacuum cleaner. Dishwasher works because the person washes dishes. A person doesn't clean vacuums.
    If you clean out your vacuum you become a vacuum cleaner.
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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Coffee View Post
    The joke doesn't really work with vacuum cleaner. Dishwasher works because the person washes dishes. A person doesn't clean vacuums.
    Ooooooooo. I immediately thought it was a sex joke. Sarah is the vacuum cleaner because she you know...sucks things.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JDPNYY View Post
    If you clean out your vacuum you become a vacuum cleaner.
    Wouldn't you be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jlw1980 View Post
    Wouldn't you be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
    I think he was referring to cleaning an actual vacuum, which would be the easiest job on Earth and even easier in space.
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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by theDurk View Post
    I think he was referring to cleaning an actual vacuum, which would be the easiest job on Earth and even easier in space.
    Ah, yes. Of course.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by theDurk View Post
    I think he was referring to cleaning an actual vacuum, which would be the easiest job on Earth and even easier in space.
    I've known clean freaks who could spend an hour cleaning a vacuum, and then another hour organizing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jlw1980 View Post
    Wouldn't you be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
    John would. You wouldn't. You're naturally a vacuum cleaner. Because you're a woman.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    What have I done...
    Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. ~ Dale Carnegie

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman23 View Post
    John would. You wouldn't. You're naturally a vacuum cleaner. Because you're a woman.
    So predictable. Boring.

  15. #65

    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jlw1980 View Post
    So predictable. Boring.
    That too.

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    Re: Official Vacuum Cleaner Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Coffee View Post
    That too.
    I know you are but what am I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlw1980 View Post
    So predictable. Boring.
    this is a thread about vacuums. How much excitement could there be?

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