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#1PaFan
09-07-04, 06:41 PM
The Winner of the League's Super Bowl will receive, not only Bragging Rights over the rest of the scum that you trashed during the season, but ALSO a check for $100.00

That's ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!

If you're a Raider Fan, that means FOUR scuzzy, slimy, cheap-ass Hookers.

If you're a Cowboy Fan, that means TWENTY single hits of Crack!!!!!

If you're a Viking Fan, that means you're probably a motherf*cking moron.

If you're a Bears Fan, that means that your waist size is a higher number than the combined IQ of your entire family.

If you're an Eagles Fan, and you're reading this, you probably just escaped from the County Jail.

But, I digress! The winner of this Season's NYYFANS Fantasy Football League WILL win $100.00.

The Season starts Thursday, Friends!!! Blood, broken bones, beer, brats, babes with boobies jumping up and down on the sidelines!!!!!

Good Luck, Y'All!!!! :gulp:

PinstripePride
09-07-04, 07:06 PM
This is awesome. :gulp: Now fix your damn lineups, you sons of bitches. More is now at stake. Don't f*ck it up.

Clive
09-07-04, 07:20 PM
Seriously? I'm deliriously happy that I joined up now!

I promised myself that I wouldn't spend sleepless nights over my fantasy leagues this season. That's not going to last long now. :D

Soriambi
09-07-04, 07:34 PM
Who's putting in the $100? I know it's not George, because he's spent every last dollar on beer.

#1PaFan
09-07-04, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Clive
Seriously? I'm deliriously happy that I joined up now!



YES, it's very serious! I'm also delirously happy that you joined too! That means a very easy win for the Drunkards!!! :D :smokin: :gulp:

#1PaFan
09-07-04, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Soriambi
Who's putting in the $100? I know it's not George, because he's spent every last dollar on beer.

It's my investment team. They're forking it over.

It IS true though!!! I may be a complete bullcrap artist, but this is honest!

YanksRockMan
09-07-04, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by #1PaFan

If you're an Eagles Fan, and you're reading this, you probably just escaped from the County Jail.

100 bucks isn't enough...my bail was set at 3 million bucks :( ;)

Eh...even if I win, I won't take the money. OR, if I win, donate it to the American Cancer Society. :gulp:

#1PaFan
09-07-04, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by YanksRockMan

100 bucks isn't enough...my bail was set at 3 million bucks :( ;)

Eh...even if I win, I won't take the money. OR, if I win, donate it to the American Cancer Society. :gulp:

Hey, don't worry about it , Petey. You ain't gonna come close to winning! :lol: :D

PinstripePride
09-07-04, 09:02 PM
George is right. You drafted TO in the first round, dude! What the hell were you smoking?

YanksRockMan
09-07-04, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by PinstripePride
George is right. You drafted TO in the first round, dude! What the hell were you smoking?
some real good stuff....:badass: :smokin:

PinstripePride
09-07-04, 09:13 PM
Apparently...

Don't you get tired of losing? :P

YanksRockMan
09-07-04, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by PinstripePride
Apparently...

Don't you get tired of losing? :P
nope :smokin:

Hey man...you're "lookin" at a Philly fan. Losing is in my genetics ;)

NYYFAN
09-07-04, 09:31 PM
Can I use the hookers all at once? :D

NYYFAN
09-07-04, 09:32 PM
Jason can you post each team with it's owner name and NYYFAN handle? I like to know who I'm kicking the crap out of...:evil:

RIyankee
09-07-04, 10:06 PM
What do Patriots fans get, besides a crushing win over the Dolts?

DaBoys4LifeNYY35
09-07-04, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by PinstripePride
Apparently...

Don't you get tired of losing? :P

...says the Jets fan. ;)

#1PaFan
09-07-04, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by NYYFAN
Can I use the hookers all at once? :D

Yeah, if you want. From what I heard about you though, you'll need a tutorial first. :lol: :lol: :lol:

"slot A goes into notch B........."

Hey, even though you're a godless Raider Fan, you MIGHT figure it out. I kind of have my doubts. I mean, hell, you're just a dumbass Raider Fan!

:gulp:

PinstripePride
09-07-04, 11:47 PM
The list:

Fumbling Drunkards - #1Pafan (George)
Girardis Hairstylist - Espinosa's Glasses
Norwoods Wide Rights - Clive
Step Up Your Game - Shaun4013?
New York Squeaks - Soriambi (Kevin)
TikiBarberFumbilitis - expectTHEunexpected
NE Minutemen - RIyankee
Da Raidahs - NYYFAN's son (Chris)
Rover Nation - YanksRockMan (Dumbass)
RabidRaiders - NYYFAN (Marc)
RW31 Blitzkriegern - DaBoys4lifeNYY35 (Natalie)
JetsSBChampsin2004 - JeffWeaverFan (Taylor)
Delancey St Bloods - Anto_in_Pinstripes?
LumberJacks - PinstripePride (Jason)

As noted by the question mark, not 100% on Step Up and St. Bloods.

PinstripePride
09-07-04, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35


...says the Jets fan. ;)

I shoulda seen that coming...:lol: I don't control that though. Pete controls his own sucking by...well....sucking.

RIyankee
09-08-04, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by PinstripePride
The list:

Fumbling Drunkards - #1Pafan (George)
Girardis Hairstylist - Espinosa's Glasses
Norwoods Wide Rights - Clive
Step Up Your Game - Shaun4013?
New York Squeaks - Soriambi (Kevin)
TikiBarberFumbilitis - expectTHEunexpected
NE Minutemen - RIyankee
Da Raidahs - NYYFAN's son (Chris)
Rover Nation - YanksRockMan (Dumbass)
RabidRaiders - NYYFAN (Marc)
RW31 Blitzkriegern - DaBoys4lifeNYY35 (Natalie)
JetsSBChampsin2004 - JeffWeaverFan (Taylor)
Delancey St Bloods - Anto_in_Pinstripes?
LumberJacks - PinstripePride (Jason)

As noted by the question mark, not 100% on Step Up and St. Bloods.

RIyankee - (Mark)

BTW I picked up soon-to-be-traded-to-Miami RB Lamar Gordon. I now have a glut of RBs. I'm open to trade talks.

NYYFAN
09-08-04, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by #1PaFan


Yeah, if you want. From what I heard about you though, you'll need a tutorial first. :lol: :lol: :lol:

"slot A goes into notch B........."

Hey, even though you're a godless Raider Fan, you MIGHT figure it out. I kind of have my doubts. I mean, hell, you're just a dumbass Raider Fan!

:gulp:

Vs those brilliant packer fans who sit in 0 degree weather with cheese on their heads...:lol:

NYYFAN
09-08-04, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by RIyankee


RIyankee - (Mark)

BTW I picked up soon-to-be-traded-to-Miami RB Lamar Gordon. I now have a glut of RBs. I'm open to trade talks.

It's with a "k" jason...:D

And did those "teams" get your message about fixing their lineups?

Thanks for the list...what was Nat thinking with that name???

DaBoys4LifeNYY35
09-08-04, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by NYYFAN


It's with a "k" jason...:D

And did those "teams" get your message about fixing their lineups?

Thanks for the list...what was Nat thinking with that name???

I explained my rationale in the other thread, yo. I wanted to be "The Roy Williams Blitz Machine", but it was too long, so I went with RW31 (Roy Williams is #31 for Dallas, I'm sure you know) Blitzkriegern (meaning, for my purposes, Blitz warriors. Fully translated, though, it means lightning warriors. I've taken 5 semesters of German, and didn't just get that from WWII documentaries, hence the correctness of the plural for "ern" instead of bastardized English "BlitzkriegERS"). ;)

NYYFAN
09-08-04, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by DaBoys4LifeNYY35


I explained my rationale in the other thread, yo. I wanted to be "The Roy Williams Blitz Machine", but it was too long, so I went with RW31 (Roy Williams is #31 for Dallas, I'm sure you know) Blitzkriegern (meaning, for my purposes, Blitz warriors. Fully translated, though, it means lightning warriors. I've taken 5 semesters of German, and didn't just get that from WWII documentaries, hence the correctness of the plural for "ern" instead of bastardized English "BlitzkriegERS"). ;)

Ok...got ya...off the Quincy bandwagon...:lol:

RIyankee
09-08-04, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by NYYFAN


Ok...got ya...off the Quincy bandwagon...:lol:

Quincy will unseat Chad as the starting QB by mid-season. :lol:

JeffWeaverFan
09-08-04, 03:35 PM
Well, I figured out what I was doing wrong and why I always got that error when I tried to check out my team and there is not a chance in hell that I win this thing.:(

I would like to say that I am very open to trades and I want CHAD!

JeffWeaverFan
09-08-04, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by RIyankee


Quincy will unseat Chad as the starting QB by mid-season. :lol:
Your a funny guy:)

DaBoys4LifeNYY35
09-08-04, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by JeffWeaverFan
Well, I figured out what I was doing wrong and why I always got that error when I tried to check out my team and there is not a chance in hell that I win this thing.:(

I would like to say that I am very open to trades and I want CHAD!

If you can put together a package to get Chad & Roy Williams from PETE :mad: , then maybe we can talk. :D

DaBoys4LifeNYY35
09-08-04, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by NYYFAN


Ok...got ya...off the Quincy bandwagon...:lol:

OFF the bandwagon?! Heck, along with my brother, I WAS the bandwagon!

PinstripePride
09-08-04, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by JeffWeaverFan
Well, I figured out what I was doing wrong and why I always got that error when I tried to check out my team and there is not a chance in hell that I win this thing.:(

Glad you got things figured out. However I see you still haven't fixed your D. You have a bunch of guys who will earn you 0 points this year. Cut them. Hit the waiver wire hard and sign some guys that at least got some decent totals last year. You have to do something. Don't throw in the towel- you have a very nice offense, but without a D, you'll go nowhere. I also am willing to make trades. I have a nice crop of D guys, if you want some, ask, and we'll work things out.

Season starts tommorrow....you don't have much time.