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11-03-00, 12:53 PM
Anybody know their webpage?
Again I am not really into football but i do like the Cowboys!

Jim F.
11-03-00, 01:46 PM
Better be carfeful Butnud. There are a lot of Giants fans around here...



Yankee Fan Sedere in equo
11-03-00, 05:55 PM
Check out NFL.com, they'll have it on there somewheres. On the subject of the Cowboys, I just found these jokes (some of you have probably heard some these before).

Dallas Cowboys

•What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.

•There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
The police.

•Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

•The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.

•The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of
the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".

•It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being
replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".

•The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System".
"Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".

•The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year.
12 arrests and 5 convictions.

•In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a
new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.

•How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
Studying the Miranda Rights.

11-03-00, 11:05 PM

Great Jokes.....

Hey Jim,
I can't say anything about the Cowboys cuz I really don't know them. But ya Giant fans you probably are better but don't rub it in, cuz then I will just rub it back or whatever....

yankoholics anonymous
11-04-00, 03:08 PM
The Cowboys have

The Yankees have

Cowboys win theeeeeeeeeeee cowboys win.